Well, dear, um.
I dunno whether I should say it, but -
Um -
Look -
I'mkindahavinanaffairwithsomeoneelse -
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See. I just know you'll take it badly.
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If you do that again, I'll do this -
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See? Not that bad, isn't it?
So, uhm.
I think I have enough of you, dear.
No! Nonono, don't you dare cry.
I've - I've put up with you for so many years - Don't you cry, don't YOU DARE CRY -
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Sorry, dear.
Dear?
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Are you better now, dear?
Uhm, so yes. I want to break up with you - don't look at me like that -
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That's better. Stop screaming.
She's a very nice lady, dear. So quiet, so sweet, so gentle. So much more better than you. If I had met her before I met you...
Well.
I would definitely marry her.
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Don't call me that.
Well, we're almost done here.
She's going to help me burn you. Burying is not very good, there is a certain element of risk there. As a favour to you, dear, as you've been my wife for many years, where would you want the ashes scattered?
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I'm not a monster. She is a very sweet lady! Don't call her that, don't - don't -
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Well. That's that. Amanda, dear? Come on in.